Prophylactic

Is it just me or is that picture everywhere now?

I got knocked out by a soccer ball today, the ball hit me in the jaw, ” Just like a boxer” my sport’s teacher said. I was fine at first but then my vision got blurry and I couldn’t see for about 5 seconds and I was dizzy. My friend took me to the nurses office and apparently my blood pressure dropped so she lifted my legs and gave me an alcohol soaked cotton ball.
I’m fine but she called my parents to let them know and when I got home my dad took me to the ER and my doctor turned out to be George Clooney! I’m kidding, it was a middle-aged man, who after I told the story of how I hit my head for the tenth time left saying he wasn’t a neurologist. Then the neurologist came and he made me do al sorts of things, some very similar to the ones policemen make you do if they think you are drunk. At the end he concluded I was fine and prescribed some muscle relaxers anyway. I tried to tell my dad that this was a close call so to avoid any in the future it would be best if I didn’t play any sports for the remaining of the school year. He grinned and said “Nice try”